Take lots of pictures and stick them on the web
Play football with one
Play cricket with one
Build a shrine to them
Melt it and mould into an animal sculpture
Worship it as a god
Crush and mix with butter for a more original spread
Beat someone to death using a more original weapon
Use as signs on toilets
A cork, if you get diarrhoea
Use to take away the taste of medicine
Play checkers with them
See how many you can fit in your mouth at once
See how many you can fit in someone elses mouth at once
Put lots in a jar and get people to guess how many there are
in there
Melt it and have it as a refreshing original drink
Make wine out of one
Build a Werthers pyramid
Use them as wheels on rollerblades
Give one to your physics teacher(might improve their breath)
Killing ants without having to get your fingers dirty. Try eating the Werthers afterwards(for an original
taste sensation)
Use as buttons on a shirt
Make them into wheels for toy cars
Use instead of ball bearings
Attempt to smoke one
Throw towards passing cars to break their windscreen
Drill a hole in one and use it as an original wedding ring
Use as earplugs
Grow a Werthers Original tree
Use as bricks to build the new chinese embassy
Use them as small frisbees
Use as dust covers for DIN plugs
Sell it to the americans, claiming it is a superweapon
Make a necklace out of lots of them strung together
Rub it in excrement and feed it to a younger sibling
Use as photocopier toner
Use as a revolutionary power source
Send it to Kosovo as part of the refugee relief program
Strap minature electronic bombs to it and place them in
airports
Melt them, and use them as nail varnish
Mix with tomato paste for an interesting taste sensation
Collect the red things from the packet
Lick it and stick it to someone's wooly jumper for a laugh
Use to pick the dirt from between your toes and then eat for a truly original taste
Use as bait while fishing
Swing one on a rope in front of someone in an attempt to
hypnotise them
Devise a physics experiment using werthers originals
Use as 'buckshot' for a muzzle loading gun
Take pictures of them made up into letters and make up an original death threat to send to someone (wouldn't
you be scared if someone sent you a death threat made up of werthers).
Use as an abacus
Place on railway tracks so they have to tell people there are Werthers on the line
Use them to convey messages to people
Feed to your cat
Play Jenga with the packets
Use as poker chips
Use as the weight in a metronome
Use as a topping on a pizza
Throw them at your teachers
Sharpen one up and then dip in ink to use as a writing
implement
Attempt to strangle yourself using the wrapper
Attempt to strangle your friend using the wrapper
Grind up and mix with pottasium nitrate to make some truly original fireworks
Use as a widget in a bear can
Suck on it and then let it gather up fur in your pocket
Use in a babies rattle(then give them as a treat to the baby
afterwards)
Warm them up and walk across a bed of them
Throw one off the top of a tall building and try and knock
someone out
Plan a werthers dinner party(and serve up werthers soup , followed by barbecued werthers(with werthers wine), followed by werthers icecream (with werthers cocktail), for desert
Crown it King of England
Use as alternative fertiliser
Attempt to clone one
Cheap sexual thrill
Use as a candle holder
Distill them and get drunk
Use as heatsinks for processors
Use for bribing the mafia
Use as a
projectile weapon
Melt it, reform it into a jacket to 'send someone to sleep
with the fishes'
Use them as disinfectant tablets for toilets(toilet targets)
Use as tiles on a bathroom wall
Melt it and use as an original
body paint
Use as part of fake vomit, to bunk off school
Break in half and use instead of stingers to stop criminals
Block your nasel passages(to prevent hayfever, or for more
sexual thrills)
Get a packet, remove the werthers apart from one, then place a gas cannister inside, you can then fire the Werthers at people as an original assasination method
Use as an alternative filling for mattresses
Send one of them into space
Melt it down, put in aerosol can and use as defence
Put it in mousetraps instead of cheese
Use as a fake eye
Put some in an envelope and send to a ficticious address in
Hawaii
Replace your mouseball(after a bit of reshaping).
Write poems about them
Put in a pepper grinder and use as condiment
Write a poem to one
Use them for road gritting
When you're seventy give it to a small child(for he is someone special too)
Use in illegal bare knuckle fighting
Cut in half and use as a guitar plectrum
Sellotape wrappers together to make kinky underwear
Or alternatively you could.....
Eat them