Original email

Dear Sir:
I am an MBA from UCLA with emphasy on marketing. I know very much about advertising, customers, and their preferences. I consider your ad-campaign in Sweden about "Werther's original" sucks. I hope you accept my ugly language, but having dubbed voices is no hit. I'm pretty sure you through that bad attack angle manage to create negative customer satisfaction. I'm looking forward to allow myself to try your product in the future. That allowance won't be given before you change your horrible ad-campaign.

Yours Sincerely

My response

Dear Sir,

I am a Bsc student from Southampton University with an emphasis on spotting stupid people. I don't know much at all about advertising, customers and their preferences, but this doesn't matter, because I'm studying for a Computer Science degree. I therefore know nothing about the ad campaign in Sweden partaken by the company that makes Werther's originals as I run a comedy site on the sweets and have nothing to do with the company. I hope you accept my mocking language, but recieving e-mails from really stupid people is no hit. I'm pretty sure that you, through that imbecilic behaviour (and poor punctuation), manage to create negative synnergy amongst your peers. I'm looking forward to receiving a better informed e- mail from you in the future. This allowance won't be given until you actually start reading websites before e-mailing the webmaster.

Yours sincerely,
Robert Marlton

His response

The ad-campaign sucks anyway.