Fool's Garden - Lemon Tree Parody (by me - picture by Ellen Thompson) I'm sitting here in the classroom, It's just another butterscotchy afternoon, I'm wasting my time sitting in this seat, I'm hanging around and sucking this sweet, But nothing ever happens, And I wonder. I'm sitting around, being a slob, I'm tasting it now, it's in my gob, I'ld like to change the place I eat, So I close my eyes, and think of Crete, But nothing ever happens, And I wonder. I wonder how, I wonder why, Save me from this physics before I cry, Before all that I can see, Is just another Werther's tree. I'm turning my head, round and round I still can't believe what I have found,  Cos all that I can see, Is just another werthers tree. Sing  Wer, wer wer wer wer,  Wer wer wer,  Wer wer wer, wer wer wer, Werthers are good, I'm sitting here, looking at the tree, I want to go out, and pick some for me, But there's a serious problem with my head, The tree isn't real, I should go to bed, Where nothing ever happens, I don't wonder. Physics lessons, are not good for me, Physics lessons, Get me thinking, about some Werther's trees. I'm stepping out of the classroom of bore, I've had enough, of this physics lore, Where anything can happen, And I wonder. I wonder how, I wonder why, Save me from this physics before I cry  Before all that I can see, Is just another Werther's tree. I'm turning my head round and round, I still can't believe what I have found, Cos all that I can see, Is just another Werther's tree. And I wonder, wonder, I wonder how, I wonder why, Save me from this physics before I cry, Before all that I can see,  Before all that I can see, Wer wer wer, Before all that I can see, Wer wer wer, Is just another Werther's tree.

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