Werther's are not recommended if you are allergic to any of the ingredients
on the packet or you are on a sugar-restricted diet.
Werther's should only
be eaten as part of a balanced diet.
Batteries are not included - Werther's
don't need them.
Eating 5 packets of Werther's in one night may cause
irritability, toothache, sleeplessness or tooth decay, and is not endorsed or
recommended by the owner of this site.
Werther's addiction is not
recommended, and will not help in your social life, private life, or any other
lifes you happen to live.
A lot of the suggestions on this site are not
applicable to sane people and should not be attempted by them.
The webmaster
accepts no responsibility for any harm that may come to any animal, mineral or
vegetable as a consequence of trying some of these less sane
suggestions.
None of the suggestions on this site are intended for use by
children or adults under the age of five.
Werther's should only be used as
directed on this site, and any use otherwise, should be sent to me, preferably
with pictures (so I can put it on the site).
All Werther's on this site are under the age of 18 and so
should be treated as minors and thus any abuse will be punished
severely.
Werther's contain a substantial amount of non-tobacco
ingredients (but they seem to be just as addictive, once a critical blood
concentration has been reached).
Werther's go sticky when wet, and so should
be stored in a cool, dry place.
Life as we know it, is merely dependant on the
ratio of Werther's to midichlorians, this website has been designed to prevent
this ratio from changing, tampering with this website may cause blindness,
deafness, your life to suddenly spontaneously combust, or just a severe libel
case (from cheapnet.co.uk not me).
Werther's taste foul if
they are melted, and resolidified, and as a consequence if you own a shop and
this happens to them - please don't sell them.
Werther's should not be used to
bribe government officials (or government unofficials, ungovernment
officials or ungovernment unofficials).
The owner of this website recommends
that the creation of huge big Werther's originals should be left to experts and
should not be attempted at home (as you won't succeed).
Werther's should not
be not be inhaled or taken anally.
No anchovies, antelopes, chairs,
phones, bubbles, speakers, trees, molluscs or aliens were harmed in the
production of this website (to the best of my knowledge), but several thousand
Werther's were.
Werther's should not be detonated without prior permission
from me (and I'll only give you permission if you promise to send me
photos).
All pictures and images used in this site are copyright of either me
or the Storck Group (www.werthers.com) .
Use of any copyrighted images that are copyrighted by me in any sort of
publication without my express permission is prohibited and should be punished
by death (but almost certainly won't).
Werther's should not be used as a
replacement currency.
Eating a whole packet of Werther's at once may cause
suffocation.
Swallowing Werther's whole is sacrilege
and should not be done under any circumstances.
Werther's should not be used to make wine from (because it will taste foul).